You Bullshit
Recently when I went to Tampines, I saw some signs tied to the lamp posts saying "Share the pavement with cyclists" or something along this line. So I was wondering if cyclists could actually ride on the pavements now (since this was not supposed to be allowed).
I called the Ang Mo Kio North Neighbourhood Police Centre, and as soon as the guy (a policeman, I assumed) picked up the phone, I asked, "Are cyclists allowed on the pavement now?"
"You bullshit." That was the reply.
"Huh? Sorry?"
"You bullshit", he said again.
What the… I thought. This is a policeman?! "Erm, what do you mean?", I asked, a little frustrated.
"You should pushit.. pusshhh ittt."
I almost flipped.